Best Jokes SMS for Whatsapp - Funniest

Here are the Latest Jokes messages for Whatsapp messenger, you can send these sms to your Friends. We have presened Complete series of Jokes like Santa Banta Jokes, etc.

Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:
Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao
Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..
Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do.

Don't do homework save paper! :P

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my secret.

Phone rings at night. HUSBAND: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home” Wife : ” He is at home” Husbandin anger : ” What the HELL?” Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Height of attempting unknown question in an exam… Question: What is an Array..? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend. Eg. “ARRAY BHAI idhar aa…

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.
Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :P :D

Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"
Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?”Timmy says, crying.”Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy,”I m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave,’so I’m saving him!”

FACT:
Girls can gossip about someone for hours
and in the end say..
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"Choro hamien kya?"

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